Unexplained Signals Coming to Earth from the Far Reaches of Space


The nation has always wondered where the Democrats get their insane ideas from. Now it seems that their brains are wired to receive secret signals from the far depths of space. Liberals from all corners of the country believe that intelligent life exists in the far reaches of space. They would believe that those beings somehow want them to do things that would better humanity.

Such wishful thinking hinges on the notion that life exists elsewhere in the cosmos. And only the ignorance of the Democrats would think that they are so crucial that other life would even want to bother speaking with them. They miss the point that massive energy outbursts can cause signals from space.

The object of wonder was discovered in March of 2018. All liberals in America know this date because it was then that they thought the mother ship was calling them home. Every hour three different waves of signals would be transmitted towards the earth.

Some researchers like to think of the spinning object as a lighthouse in space. Something the Democrats would love to be true because they could claim that it is calling all the liberal elect home. And the rest of the world would help pack their bags and give them a much-deserved send-off.

Scientists speculate that the object is the end of a star that has collapsed. But without sending the Democrats to investigate, no one will ever really know what is there. All that is known is that strong signals are sent out in all directions related to massive energy outbursts.

CNN reported that an article published in Nature stated that “This object was appearing and disappearing over a few hours during our observations. That was completely unexpected. It was kind of spooky for an astronomer because there’s nothing known in the sky that does that. And it’s really quite close to us — about 4,000 light-years away. It’s in our galactic backyard.”

Four thousand light-years would be the perfect distance to send the Democrats on vacation. Those that fled Texas to keep from holding a vote should have boarded the space plane and taken off. They might have just found the perfect utopia of liberalism that they are looking for in life.

Tyrone O’Doherty is the doctoral student that made the discovery. He stated, “It’s exciting that the source I identified last year has turned out to be such a peculiar object. The MWA’s wide field of view and extreme sensitivity are perfect for surveying the entire sky and detecting the unexpected.”

As the midterm elections draw closer, there will be more fighting and distancing from Joe Biden by all those that up for election. The death of a star is a powerful display and worthy of study. But the death of the Democratic Party is more fun to watch.

Some stars die within a few days, while others take a long time. These dying stars can represent all the Democrats slowly dying this year. They proverbially drown themselves in the empty pursuits of power-grabbing and backstabbing routines that they put themselves through.

The Democrats that retired from the House saw that their light was going out, and they could not stand another term because people were going to vote against them. But those such as Nancy Pelosi must enjoy the slow death of a career embedded with one failure after another.

Joe Biden and the rest of the Democrats do not know what is coming for them. Their eyes are lifted towards the heavens expecting to see some mother ship waiting to beam them aboard and carry them to the lighthouse 4,0000 light-years away.

The alien signals that they receive from deep within the cosmos are nothing more than an energy outburst from what is thought of as a dying star. But for Nancy Pelosi and the other members of the House, it is a time for them to reflect on the horrible things they have done to the country. The mass exodus of liberals from the House signals that all is not well within the leftist party.